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I’m bored lol. Lol. Give me something to write about. Join the gang. Erm.... sex. There’s a gang? Yeah!! Ooh sex he he. He he lol. I followed you to the bedroom, pulse racing,
and I ran away. Images flashing through my mind,
and I ran way Sorry I changed my font!! It’s weird lol. I looked at your boobies, as they fell off. Should’ve use wheatabix Brb.
Makes them stick. You cried, rubbing your penis up and down. Oooh my penis is now squirting all over your hot boobies. As I suddenly re
by ~Sgt-Pepper-Pissman
Soldier Of GodSoldier of God? You kill for the Lord, Never thinking to question, Mind twisted by their lies. Soldier of God? Killing for the same God, That teaches peace and forgiveness, And to love thy enemies. Soldier of God? You’ll go against all He teaches, And do it in his name, In Sha’Allah. Soldier of God? You go to claim your place, Sitting next to your Lord in paradise, Claiming martyrdom. Soldier of God? What did they tell you, It was the Lords will, To kill those whom he created. Killing the heathens, Who go toSoldier Of God
by ~Sgt-Pepper-Pissman
Noodles Are HotNoodles are hot.Noodles Are Hot
As they scold my mouth with cold.
Mucus and mould.
Had sex with a toad.
And caught aids from the snail.
Who ripped off my nail.
And ate the mail.
So faced life in jail.
Until he perished.
But he was cherished.
But then they stole his bones.
Even his bonner.
He came on their shoes.
As it was licked by the toad.
And sucked by the snail.
And that was the end.
by ~Sgt-Pepper-Pissman
Muffins Are GreatMuffins are great. They make my world. Only for the straight. Don’t be late! Not for a date. Sha la la! Mates are great. They’ll sing your song. They will make a bong. To help your day along. So c’mon boys sing along! Whilst we sing this little song. Just don’t do a bong. Because you know it’s wrong. Sha la la la! So let’s bake a cake. Always bake. Never rake? ‘Cus it’ll give you an ache. You little fake. And don’t patticake. Because that’s not a real word. But ohMuffins Are Great
by ~Sgt-Pepper-Pissman
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UndergroundReminding me of cups of summer raisins. The triangles in my cereal Just don’t get it. I want to open the treasure chest in my cellar, But the last time I did, there was only a broken pencil. Maybe it was a crayon or a matchstick or something. Either way, there was no rainbow. It usually ends up that way. When it gets dark out, It’s like you’re in the garage. Kinda like you’re fixing a bicycle tire. Or maybe looking at your collection of nails. I used to do that But then I got bored. That guy always has his mouth open. Someone ought to tell him to stop itUnderground
by ~ElberethCrickhollow
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i really really really really mean it!
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I'm the bassist. I do the dum-dum-dum bits.
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Torchwood. The only thing that can stop me going 100% insane. ((though im already 67%
Jack/Ianto Fangirl
"I have a secret weapon, Chocolate" ~ Ianto Jones
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was yure name hehe!
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I'm the bassist. I do the dum-dum-dum bits.
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Torchwood. The only thing that can stop me going 100% insane. ((though im already 67%
Jack/Ianto Fangirl
"I have a secret weapon, Chocolate" ~ Ianto Jones
Icon By *pirateprincss
..well hows you then!
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I'm the bassist. I do the dum-dum-dum bits.
LOL I be good, and you?
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Torchwood. The only thing that can stop me going 100% insane. ((though im already 67%
Jack/Ianto Fangirl
"I have a secret weapon, Chocolate" ~ Ianto Jones
Icon By *pirateprincss
yeah pretty much!
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"And the embers never fade in your city by the lake
The place where you were born."
~ Smashing Pumpkins
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